Name: Jack Thompson

Website: VG Cats

Role: Lead Designer, Inspiration

First Video Game-Related Kill: His career

Name: Derek Yu

Website: derekyu.com

Role: Lead Sprite Artist

First Video Game-Related Kill: In the middle of an intense game of Halo 2 on X-Box Live, when stupid bitch mom comes in to tell me to do my homework... slapped her to death

Name: Chris "Raincoatduck" Hanson

Website: leakypig.com

Role: Lead Programmer

First Video Game-Related Kill: Played Duck Hunt for 24 hours straight, then realized that the ducks were people and the NES zapper was actually a Desert Eagle

Name: Phil "Test2" Jones

Website: leakypig.com

Role: Background Artist

First Video Game-Related Kill: Playing Track and Field with the Power Pad after getting juiced up on 'roids... accidentally kicked his friend in the face and made it explode

Name: Alec Holowka

Website: zaphire.ca

Role: Sound Design

First Video Game-Related Kill: Threw a Molotov cocktail into an orphanage, blamed it on Parappa the Rapper

Name: Chris Wolf

Website: doompuppet.com

Role: Map Graphics

First Video Game-Related Kill: Ate a booth babe at E3 last year